STAINLESS STEEL SHARPIE GIVES WRITERS A HARD-ON!

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For all you writers out there in need of a rugged sharpie that can withstand the perils of running from the cops, bombing trains and trams or doodling on the run, this is the sharpie for you!


According to uncrate.comthis fine-tipped permanent marker features a stainless steel barrel with a laser-etched Sharpie logo, a replaceable ink cartridge, and a matching cap. Also great for frat houses, as it lets unassuming revelers know that you’re serious about drawing penises on people’s faces when they pass out on the couch.

BUY IT NOW FOR A MERE $8!

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